Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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