How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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