apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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