Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house