I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...