DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
When are your genitals available?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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