If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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