This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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