Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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