Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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