What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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