dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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