In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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