"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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