I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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