Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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