you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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