Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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