I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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