yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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