No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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