There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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