ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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