worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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