he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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