get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
there was a trapeze. enough said
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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