So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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