i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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