We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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