Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
porn star boner night. come get it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY