I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.