Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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