A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
NoShamevember. You game?
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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