No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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