i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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