Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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