Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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