I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Party on wayne
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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