it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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