How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused