Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.