At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal