So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving