He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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