careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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