i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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