the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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