Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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