You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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