my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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