I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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