okay pat passed out under dana's car
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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