I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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