Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today