I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
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Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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